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[Larry] Making progress, huh?

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- Pretty fuckin' good.
- Yeah, we got the floors in.

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I'll tell you the truth,
though. I mean, it's...

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- It's, it's a ton of work, this thing.
- Yeah.

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People coming and going all the time.

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I-I didn't know a spite store
was gonna be this much work.

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There's gotta be spite, but
it's just still gotta be

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- a fuckin' store. You know what I mean?
- Yeah.

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Ugh.

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- The electrician.
- Oh.

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- Hello?
- Man <i>Mr. David.</i>

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<i>Running late.
Can we do 3:00?</i>

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What? What are you talking about?
We had a ten o'clock appointment.

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Three o'clock? I have-- I can't
wait around here all day.

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- <i>How about 2:30?</i>
- Oh, 2:30.

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- Please.
- Give me the phone.

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- Wait... What?
- Let me talk to him.

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Um...

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- Tell him to hold the phone. Hand me the goddamned phone.
- Hold... Hold on.

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Hey, playboy.
Listen here, man.

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People don't have fuckin' time sittin'
around here, waitin' for yo' ass.

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If you say ten o'clock, you show
the fuck up at ten o'clock.

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When you're home, making
love to your fuckin' lady,

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you're on top of her, and
you-- and you pumpin' her,

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you say, "I'm comin',
I'm comin', I'm comin',"

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you don't get the fuck up
and go in the kitchen

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and make a goddamn ham sandwich, do you?

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You get your ass over here, and you
don't fuckin' hold this man up.

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- <i>Okay, okay.</i>
- Enough said, motherfucker.

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- Holler!
- <i>All-all right.</i>

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- Wh-- What, he's coming?
- Yeah. Yeah.

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- That was unbelievable!
- You're fuckin' right.

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You need a motherfucker
like me around here.

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- You want to do it?
- Yeah, fuck right, I will.

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So you can supervise
all the electricians

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and the, and the plumbers
and all that stuff?

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Coordinate this shit.

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- Okay.
- Yeah.

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- Deal.
- Oh. Please.

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Don't serve those, those dry-ass scones.

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Those shits make my throat hurt.

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You have a point.
There was...

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an incident.

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Can't breathe.

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Huh? Oh, my God.
Heimlich?

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[Larry] Oh!

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Aah!

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[Roger] <i>Apparently,</i>

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there was some lack of
oxygen to the brain, and...

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legally speaking, she's
now non compos mentis.

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Non compos mentis?
Wh-- What's that?

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She's got memory loss.
There's no case.

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So that scone got you out of a lot of trouble.

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Eh, I like 'em.

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- Okay.
- They're good. I'm gonna keep 'em.

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- Hey! Look who it is.
- [Larry] Oh, dear.

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Just came by to remind you what
great coffee tastes like.

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Brought one for your buddy there, too.

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Hey, fuck you, Vanilla Joe.
Kiss my ass.

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I can't believe you're wasting
your money on this shithole.

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Remember, Larry.

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Good coffee is all about the beans.

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You don't have the beans.

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See ya!
Enjoy the coffee.

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Damn.

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- That's good.
- He's fuckin' right.

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You gotta have the fuckin' beans
to have the best coffee.

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Okay. Here's what we're gonna do.

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Thank you.

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Oh.

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- [Larry] Mm. Mm.
- [Leon] Mm.

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[Larry] We're never gonna
beat Mocha Joe's beans.

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- It's one of the worst yet.
- [Jeff] Hello, gentlemen.

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Knock off
Westside Tavern.

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[Jeff] What's shakin'?

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Um, he's gonna be helping
me out in the store.

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[Jeff] No kidding?

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- Latte Larry's?
- Yeah.

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So you go for the napkin
on the lap immediately.

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- Immediately.
- Have you ever caught anything on that napkin?

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- [Jeff] No.
- Some motherfuckers put the shit here.

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- They put the shit right there.
- Yeah.

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By the way, the dignity that
you lose by tucking it in,

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- I'd rather get new shirts and new ties.
- [Larry] Oh, no.

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Who tucks in?
Al Capone, you know.

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Yeah, no one's gonna question him.

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- Al, you look a little silly...
- [Jeff] Yeah.

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...with that napkin in your collar.

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So. You gonna go to Mickey's wedding?

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I don't know, man.
Cabo?

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I mean, why do you have
to make people travel

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two hours to go to a wedding?

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- It's crazy.
- Look, you're just not gonna

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get me to say anything bad about Mickey.

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I'm not trying to get you to say
anything bad about Mickey.

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Yeah, but it's his destination wedding,

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so I'm not saying anything
bad about Mickey.

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Come on it'd be so much fun down there.

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Hey. Why don't we split a plane?

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Let's go nuts.

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- Let's make it easy.
- All right.

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- Okay. All right.
- All right?

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- Yeah. Now I can do it.
- [Jeff] Okay, easy. Good.

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- [Jeff] Fantastic.
- I love the idea. Let's do that shit.

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Yeah?

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You're not invited to the wedding.

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Nah, fuck the wedding.

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I'm going with you.
Tagging along with you.

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All right. You have to chip in.
You want to tag along,

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- you chip in.
- [Leon] I'll tell you what.

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Consider me your luggage.

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Bring me on the fuckin' plane,

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put a seat belt around me,
and I won't say shit.

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By the way, luggage doesn't eat.

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Or talk.

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Or chip in.

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Ah. He's got a point.

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Oh. Excuse me.
Are, are you walking out?

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- Yeah.
- Yeah. Would you mind throwing out my gum?

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- Your... Your chewed gum?
- It's all wrapped up in paper.

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It's like throwing out paper.

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Why don't you just leave
it on your table?

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No, I can't do that.
It's, it's unsightly.

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Who wants to, you know, gum on
the table. You don't want that.

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You could put it in your pocket and throw
it out-- -Pocket? You know what happens?

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You forget, then it goes in the
wash and it ruins the pants.

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- Good point.
- Yeah.

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Give me one reason why you wouldn't
do it. You don't have one.

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- Okay, I-- I gotta go. I'll do it.
- It's just a piece of paper.

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- It is a very good point. Yes.
- Thank you so much.

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- Don't be afraid of that little piece of paper.
- I'm a little afraid.

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- Close your fist on that. Don't be afraid.
- Oh, I don't, I don't--

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- Close your first. There you go. There you go.
- Oh! Okay.

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- All right. Go, go to it.
- Wow.

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- Thank you so much. Really appreciate it.
- Mm. You're welcome.

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Hey, you know what?
Maybe I'll go with you.

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- We're both throwing out the gum?
- Yeah. Here, give this to me.

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Thank you.

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[Larry] That's it. I'm done.

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- I am finished.
- Me, too.

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- How is it?
- [Larry] Delicious.

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- Thank you.
- So, um,

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you're having a pretty
tremendous time, aren't you?

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- You know...
- Uh, no, like,

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- a tremendous time.
- ...you've been reading my mind.

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People always have a great
time in sushi bars

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'cause they don't have
to look at each other.

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Ugh. What could be worse than
having to sit across the table...

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- God, why would we want to look at each other?
- ...staring at somebody?

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- But this, this is wonderful.
- Mm-hmm.

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I-- Every now and then,
I steal a glance.

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Mm. What are you doing next weekend?

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- Um... Um, I, I...
- Do you have plans?

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- I don't have plans, actually.
- Well, maybe, maybe,

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- you'd consider going to a wedding with me in Mexico.
- A wedding?

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- That's huge.
- That's big, yeah.

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Usually, that's like, a fifth,
sixth, seventh date kind of thing.

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- Yeah.
- It would require us, um, sleeping,

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in, in the same room.

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You don't have anything to worry
about. You would sleep on the couch.

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- So...
- Oh, would I?

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I'd make sure it's a comfortable couch.

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- Oh, would you?
- Yeah, I would.

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Could I have a pillow?

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I think we can get you a pillow.

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- Oh, my goodness.
- Yeah.

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- That does sound luxurious.
- Yeah.

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You think about it.

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It's in Mexico at playa Mariposa.

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- Oh, in Cabo?
- In Cabo, yeah.

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Oh! That is so gorgeous.
I was in Cabo.

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- A couple years ago.
- Is that so?

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Yes. I have pictures.

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It's so beautiful.

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- Paddleboarding--
- [Larry] Paddelboarding, yeah.

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- There's nothing more boring than that.
- [Donna] Look at that sunset.

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- Isn't that pretty? Nuts.
- I mean, if you like sunsets.

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I could care less about
them, but-- -Come on.

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You can't not-- -Larry:
Wait. Who's that? Who's that?

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- [Donna] Oh, that's me.
- [Larry] What?

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Yeah. Well, I mean, I know,
I lost a lot of weight.

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- That's you?
- Yeah.

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Yeah.

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- [Larry] Really? What did you have...
- It was a while ago.

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...some, uh, was it some
kind of medical thing?

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You were taking medicine, or...

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- Nah, just lifestyle, you know.
- ...drugs?

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How long ago was that?

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I don't know.
Year and a half, maybe.

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So you got down to this?

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Uh, you look disturbed.

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No, no, no.

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It's the contrast that's,
uh, disturbing.

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It's, it's like, if you saw a picture
of me with hair a year ago,

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and then you met me and I was
bald, you'd be disturbed too.

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I'd think you'd lost some hair.

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- But are you still losing?
- Am I--

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- Um, what?
- Weight, are you still losing weight?

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Are we on a first date?

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- I'm just curious.
- I am-- Well, I don't know.

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I guess it depends-- -Or, or,
or are, are you gaining?

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- Are you gaining?
- I think everybody fluctuates.

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- It happens. Yeah.
- Yes.

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- What I know is I--
- Well, you look fantastic.

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- Well, thank you. Thank you.
- Yeah.

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Uh, please
accept a free dessert.

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Oh, it, it's not necessary.
We don't need dessert.

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- Oh, thank you very much.
- <i>Arigato.</i>

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- It's very kind.
- Fine.

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What are you doing?
We don't need this.

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Oh, come on.

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- It's green tea ice cream.
- [Larry] Oh.

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- Wrapped in, like, this rice paper.
- No, you don't want--

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Are you kidding me? I
definitely want this. Try one.

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Mm. Mm!

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What is better than dessert?

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Oh, my God.

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{\an8}[Leon whispering] Yeah. Oh, yeah.

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{\an8}[Larry] I looked at that picture,
I almost fainted.

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I had to ask her, "Is that you?"
That's what I said to her.

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- Wow, man.
- It's like she ate herself.

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- Fuck.
- It was, it was only a year and a half ago.

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You know what the fuck that
means? She's a fuckin' yo-yo.

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- Yeah, she's a yo-yo. Yeah.
- [Leon] Yeah.

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- You don't know if that yo-yo's goin' down or the fuck up.
- Yeah.

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All signs point to her yo-ing up.

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She ate this big dessert.

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You are in a fucked up
position right now.

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- Yeah.
- You gotta take her yo-yo ass to Mexico.

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- I have to, right?
- Yeah. You got to now.

231
00:08:45,482 --> 00:08:46,651
I know.

232
00:08:46,776 --> 00:08:49,237
{\an8}- Hey! Look at this.
- [Leon] Ha-ha!

233
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{\an8}- My lens cloth. Nice.
- Yeah. Look at that shit.

234
00:08:52,198 --> 00:08:55,493
Did you ever find the old
one? Did you ever see that?

235
00:08:55,618 --> 00:08:56,828
No. Never seen it.

236
00:08:56,953 --> 00:08:58,830
Weird.

237
00:08:58,955 --> 00:09:00,749
What the hell happened to that?

238
00:09:02,292 --> 00:09:04,169
[Larry] Oh, this is from,
the, uh, the plane

239
00:09:04,294 --> 00:09:06,129
- that we're taking to Mexico.
- [Leon] Mm-hmm.

240
00:09:06,254 --> 00:09:08,965
"To ensure the safety... require...

241
00:09:09,090 --> 00:09:12,343
the weight of each passenger
who will be flying."

242
00:09:12,469 --> 00:09:13,845
Oh, my God.

243
00:09:13,970 --> 00:09:15,722
I gotta ask her her weight now?

244
00:09:15,847 --> 00:09:17,599
- No way I'm asking her her weight.
- Goddamn it.

245
00:09:17,724 --> 00:09:19,225
- Impossible.
- Impossible.

246
00:09:19,350 --> 00:09:21,477
What's your weight, by the way?
I'm gonna need it.

247
00:09:21,602 --> 00:09:23,354
- That ain't happening.
- What are you, crazy?

248
00:09:23,480 --> 00:09:26,316
- Why not? I need your weight.
- That's too much information.

249
00:09:26,441 --> 00:09:28,109
They, they just asked for it.
It's for safety.

250
00:09:28,234 --> 00:09:30,570
If that pilot needs my weight
to fly that plane safely,

251
00:09:30,695 --> 00:09:32,155
he need another fuckin' plane.

252
00:09:32,280 --> 00:09:35,075
And you need to keep an eye
on your girl over there

253
00:09:35,200 --> 00:09:36,743
for eating that garbage in Mexico.

254
00:09:36,868 --> 00:09:38,578
You know, sometimes it's really hard

255
00:09:38,703 --> 00:09:41,081
to stop a person who's very determined

256
00:09:41,206 --> 00:09:43,124
- from eating garbage.
- You're fuckin' right.

257
00:09:43,249 --> 00:09:45,126
{\an8}- [Larry] Yeah. For example...
- They get consumed with that shit.

258
00:09:45,251 --> 00:09:46,336
{\an8}Suppose I took your tray like this.

259
00:09:46,461 --> 00:09:47,420
{\an8}Come on, Larry, stop fuckin' around.

260
00:09:47,879 --> 00:09:49,255
- What are you gonna do then?
- Oh, shit!

261
00:09:49,380 --> 00:09:50,465
- What about that? Huh?
- [Leon] You fucked up now!

262
00:09:50,799 --> 00:09:51,758
- You fucked up, Larry!
- Yeah. Here.

263
00:09:52,175 --> 00:09:53,093
- Oh, you fuckin' terrible.
- Enjoy.

264
00:09:53,218 --> 00:09:54,469
Fuck you, Larry!

265
00:09:54,594 --> 00:09:57,054
Now I gotta eat my shit with a spoon.

266
00:10:01,726 --> 00:10:04,521
Oh, wow! What do you know.

267
00:10:04,646 --> 00:10:06,106
Look at this.

268
00:10:06,231 --> 00:10:08,024
- Look who's here.
- I didn't know you were coming.

269
00:10:08,149 --> 00:10:10,902
I didn't know you were coming.
What a surprise.

270
00:10:11,027 --> 00:10:13,571
We were just talking
about, uh, our trip.

271
00:10:13,696 --> 00:10:14,780
- To Cabo.
- [Susie] Yeah.

272
00:10:14,905 --> 00:10:16,991
- [Cheryl] For Mickey's wedding.
- What's the problem?

273
00:10:17,117 --> 00:10:18,326
You're invited to Mickey's wedding?

274
00:10:18,451 --> 00:10:19,994
- Why does that surprise you?
- I'm just shocked.

275
00:10:20,120 --> 00:10:21,913
- [Larry] Oh, my God.
- Why wouldn't he invite me?

276
00:10:22,038 --> 00:10:23,498
You know, you just, you don't invite

277
00:10:23,623 --> 00:10:24,791
a divorced couple to a wedding.

278
00:10:24,916 --> 00:10:26,708
It's a very combustible situation.

279
00:10:26,835 --> 00:10:28,336
Who, who knows what could happen?

280
00:10:28,461 --> 00:10:30,296
It makes people uncomfortable
to see a divorced couple.

281
00:10:30,421 --> 00:10:32,549
- He should choose sides. Pick one.
- [Susie] Well,

282
00:10:32,674 --> 00:10:34,551
you're both invited, so deal with it.

283
00:10:34,676 --> 00:10:36,177
Everything's gonna be fine.

284
00:10:36,302 --> 00:10:38,096
Cheryl, you're gonna come on
the plane with us, right?

285
00:10:38,221 --> 00:10:39,764
We're flying private.

286
00:10:39,889 --> 00:10:41,349
Yeah, we're all splitting a plane.

287
00:10:41,474 --> 00:10:42,767
Are you inviting me to hop on?

288
00:10:42,892 --> 00:10:45,520
I'm inviting you
to hop on and chip in.

289
00:10:45,645 --> 00:10:47,730
- What?
- Well, you know,

290
00:10:47,856 --> 00:10:50,275
you're coming on the
plane, you gotta chip in.

291
00:10:50,400 --> 00:10:51,693
Well, you're already going, right?

292
00:10:51,818 --> 00:10:53,069
People resent you if you don't chip in.

293
00:10:53,444 --> 00:10:54,946
- I don't think so.
- No, no, I will a little bit, yeah.

294
00:10:55,321 --> 00:10:56,865
- I mean you're loaded.
- There's the resentment, right there.

295
00:10:56,990 --> 00:10:59,450
Okay, fine. Yes.
I will chip in.

296
00:10:59,576 --> 00:11:01,995
- Ted coming?
- No, he can't come.

297
00:11:02,120 --> 00:11:04,622
- Aah, shoot.
- [Cheryl] He's doing another movie.

298
00:11:04,747 --> 00:11:06,749
- What is he doing?
- He's doing a comedy. And, um...

299
00:11:06,875 --> 00:11:10,211
- He is so funny. I mean, nobody can make me laugh like Ted.
- [Cheryl] So funny.

300
00:11:10,336 --> 00:11:12,881
His timing is just like-- -He's
just hilarious. I know, perfect.

301
00:11:13,006 --> 00:11:15,216
By the way, it might
interest you to know

302
00:11:15,341 --> 00:11:17,969
that I'll be bringing a date.

303
00:11:18,094 --> 00:11:19,929
- What's her name?
- Her name is Donna.

304
00:11:20,054 --> 00:11:21,472
- [Susie/cheryl] Donna.
- Yeah.

305
00:11:21,806 --> 00:11:23,808
- Lovely, lovely woman.
- How many dates have you had?

306
00:11:23,933 --> 00:11:25,934
- We've had one date.
- One date?

307
00:11:26,059 --> 00:11:27,687
- Yeah.
- And you're bringing her on a trip?

308
00:11:27,812 --> 00:11:29,022
- Yes, I am.
- Okay.

309
00:11:29,147 --> 00:11:30,106
And you're complaining

310
00:11:30,231 --> 00:11:31,816
that divorced couples shouldn't come

311
00:11:31,941 --> 00:11:34,068
when you're bringing a virtual stranger?

312
00:11:34,194 --> 00:11:35,403
We get along quite well.

313
00:11:35,528 --> 00:11:36,696
All right.
I can't wait to meet her.

314
00:11:36,821 --> 00:11:37,864
[Jeff] Oh, boy.

315
00:11:37,989 --> 00:11:39,115
I need your weights, by the way.

316
00:11:39,240 --> 00:11:40,658
- [Susie] What do you mean?
- For the plane.

317
00:11:40,783 --> 00:11:42,368
- You fucking kidding me?
- No, I'm not kidding you.

318
00:11:42,493 --> 00:11:43,995
- It's a safety issue.
- I'm not giving you the weight.

319
00:11:44,120 --> 00:11:45,580
[Larry] This is a regulation.

320
00:11:45,705 --> 00:11:47,790
This is a-- -Ask Jeff if
he'll give you his weight.

321
00:11:47,916 --> 00:11:48,958
You're not gonna give me your weight?

322
00:11:49,083 --> 00:11:50,752
She doesn't even know how much I weigh.

323
00:11:50,877 --> 00:11:52,545
- Yeah.
- You know who else doesn't know

324
00:11:52,670 --> 00:11:54,255
how much I weigh?
My doctor.

325
00:11:54,380 --> 00:11:55,590
My weight?

326
00:11:55,715 --> 00:11:57,634
My business.
No one knows.

327
00:11:57,759 --> 00:11:59,427
- Yeah, it's very personal.
- [Susie] Mm-hmm.

328
00:11:59,552 --> 00:12:01,888
I'd rather be dead in the Sea of Cortez

329
00:12:02,013 --> 00:12:03,973
than have you know what I weigh.

330
00:12:04,474 --> 00:12:07,059
I don't want your weights. The captain wants
them. Who's gonna disobey a captain?

331
00:12:07,184 --> 00:12:09,854
- You mean, uh, the pilot.
- No, I mean the captain.

332
00:12:09,979 --> 00:12:11,773
No, the captain's for a boat.

333
00:12:11,898 --> 00:12:13,441
- He's the pilot.
- Well, he is a pilot...

334
00:12:13,775 --> 00:12:16,110
- It's not a boat.
- ...but he wants to be referred to as the captain.

335
00:12:16,236 --> 00:12:19,113
- He's told you, "Please call me the captain."
- That's on his card!

336
00:12:19,239 --> 00:12:21,741
- Captain Garvin, okay?
- He's a pilot.

337
00:12:21,866 --> 00:12:23,159
How do you wanna be referred to?

338
00:12:23,284 --> 00:12:24,535
- Jeff.
- Okay.

339
00:12:24,660 --> 00:12:25,703
If you said to me, "From now on,

340
00:12:25,828 --> 00:12:27,455
I want to be referred
to as Goat Williker,"

341
00:12:27,580 --> 00:12:29,624
- I would call you Goat Williker.
- [Jeff] Fine.

342
00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:31,918
- Call me Goat Williker.
- Fine, Goat Williker.

343
00:12:32,043 --> 00:12:33,586
The pilot wants your weight.

344
00:12:33,711 --> 00:12:35,171
You can tell the pilot
that Goat Williker

345
00:12:35,296 --> 00:12:36,631
doesn't give his weight to anyone.

346
00:12:36,756 --> 00:12:39,342
That's right. And neither
does Mrs. Williker.

347
00:12:39,467 --> 00:12:42,220
[Jeff] The willikers do
not give their weight.

348
00:13:00,113 --> 00:13:02,240
- Want some?
- Nah. I'm good.

349
00:13:02,365 --> 00:13:04,409
- They're free.
- Yeah, just 'cause they're free

350
00:13:04,534 --> 00:13:06,285
doesn't mean that we have to eat
everything that they have.

351
00:13:06,410 --> 00:13:08,328
Oh, my God. You should see
everything they have.

352
00:13:08,453 --> 00:13:09,872
They'll be talking about
us when we leave.

353
00:13:10,248 --> 00:13:12,333
They'll say what pigs we are. You
know, we just ate everything.

354
00:13:12,917 --> 00:13:15,795
Maybe they'll be talking about how much we enjoyed
their spread they worked so hard to put out.

355
00:13:15,920 --> 00:13:18,798
Folks, sorry to, uh, interrupt.

356
00:13:18,923 --> 00:13:20,591
We're gonna have to make
an unscheduled landing.

357
00:13:20,717 --> 00:13:22,760
- Why? Something's wrong?
- [Larry] What are you talking about?

358
00:13:22,885 --> 00:13:25,972
Nothing's wrong with the plane.
We're just... heavy.

359
00:13:26,097 --> 00:13:28,224
- How come?
- Because of the weights.

360
00:13:28,349 --> 00:13:29,851
'Cause I asked you for your weights,

361
00:13:29,976 --> 00:13:31,686
you wouldn't tell me, so I
had to guess your weights.

362
00:13:31,811 --> 00:13:33,604
And now, now we're over.

363
00:13:33,730 --> 00:13:35,523
- Why didn't you just ask me?
- What did you put down for me?

364
00:13:35,648 --> 00:13:37,984
It's none of your business
what I put down for you.

365
00:13:38,109 --> 00:13:40,528
It is my business.

366
00:13:40,653 --> 00:13:43,239
- What did you put down?
- I ain't tellin' you shit.

367
00:13:43,364 --> 00:13:45,867
Okay, folks. It doesn't
matter how we got here.

368
00:13:45,992 --> 00:13:48,870
The fact of the matter is that we're
here now, and we're overweight.

369
00:13:48,995 --> 00:13:51,622
We're beginning
our initial descent.

370
00:13:51,748 --> 00:13:53,416
Please fasten your seat belts.

371
00:13:57,545 --> 00:13:59,756
[Susie] Aah. Where the fuck are we?

372
00:13:59,881 --> 00:14:01,799
- Aqua Dulce.
- Where is that?

373
00:14:01,924 --> 00:14:04,510
All right. We are 100 pounds overweight,

374
00:14:04,635 --> 00:14:06,888
so we are going to have
to lose some bags.

375
00:14:07,013 --> 00:14:08,181
- Oh, come on.
- How many?

376
00:14:08,306 --> 00:14:09,724
At least two.
I-- Look.

377
00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:11,184
We don't have a lot of
time, so can you just

378
00:14:11,309 --> 00:14:12,727
figure out how you want to do that?

379
00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:14,395
All right, so, we'll, uh...

380
00:14:14,520 --> 00:14:16,147
- How do we decide?
- Whose bags?

381
00:14:16,272 --> 00:14:17,690
We'll, we'll shoot for it.

382
00:14:17,815 --> 00:14:20,943
- Whoever loses, their bags stay.
- [Larry] Right. Yes.

383
00:14:21,069 --> 00:14:22,862
- [Donna] Oh, God.
- Let's split up into couples, okay?

384
00:14:22,987 --> 00:14:24,530
- All right.
- And you will be a couple with Leon.

385
00:14:24,655 --> 00:14:26,532
- Okay.
- Ready? Once, twice, three...

386
00:14:26,657 --> 00:14:27,658
- [Larry and Susie] Shoot!
- [Cheryl] Oh.

387
00:14:27,784 --> 00:14:29,535
- [Susie] Loser!
- Well, two out of three.

388
00:14:29,660 --> 00:14:31,245
- No. No fucking two out of three.
- No, we just said

389
00:14:31,371 --> 00:14:33,790
- the odd man out.
- Aah, why'd I put two? Two doesn't win.

390
00:14:33,915 --> 00:14:37,126
You don't get a second chance,
Larry. It's not the damn playoffs.

391
00:14:37,251 --> 00:14:38,711
- Aah, shit.
- Go get your bags and shut up.

392
00:14:38,836 --> 00:14:41,005
We gotta get going, or we'll
miss our slot in Cabo.

393
00:14:41,130 --> 00:14:42,507
- Okay, yeah.
- Everybody back on the plane.

394
00:14:42,632 --> 00:14:44,050
- Please, please, please. Get back on the plane.
- Oh, my God.

395
00:14:44,175 --> 00:14:45,676
- All right, okay.
- Thank you so much.

396
00:14:45,802 --> 00:14:47,261
That-- Yeah, that one, and those two

397
00:14:47,387 --> 00:14:49,055
- big ones behind it.
- Just move up the stairs. Thank you.

398
00:14:49,180 --> 00:14:50,765
All right. Thank you.

399
00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:53,017
Honestly, this is ridiculous.
Is this not ridiculous?

400
00:14:53,142 --> 00:14:55,061
You know, we paid a lot
of money for this plane.

401
00:14:55,186 --> 00:14:58,731
And I don't know why you assholes
couldn't give me your weight!

402
00:15:14,288 --> 00:15:16,290
[Susie] It's beautiful.
Oh, look at this!

403
00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:18,501
- Huh?
- [Susie] Gorgeous.

404
00:15:18,626 --> 00:15:19,752
- [Cheryl] Nice.
- Beautiful.

405
00:15:19,877 --> 00:15:21,671
- Oh, my God.
- [Leon] This is my kind of place.

406
00:15:21,796 --> 00:15:23,548
- playa. playa Mariposa.
- [Cheryl] It is pretty.

407
00:15:23,673 --> 00:15:24,799
- I'm a playa.
- Wow.

408
00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:26,592
- Margaritas?
- Yes.

409
00:15:26,717 --> 00:15:28,928
[Susie] Ho-ho-ho-ho!
Free margaritas.

410
00:15:29,053 --> 00:15:31,305
We're gonna go look at
the view. Come on.

411
00:15:31,431 --> 00:15:32,849
- Look at this place.
- [Cheryl] Come on.

412
00:15:32,974 --> 00:15:34,392
This is awesome. Oh!

413
00:15:34,517 --> 00:15:36,477
[Donna] It doesn't get better than
this. It doesn't get better.

414
00:15:36,602 --> 00:15:38,729
- [Susie] Wow, it's gorgeous!
- [Larry] I just got bit by a mosquito.

415
00:15:38,855 --> 00:15:42,483
- [Susie] Jeff, golf course.
- [Donna] You've only been here five minutes.

416
00:15:43,359 --> 00:15:45,319
What is going on?

417
00:15:45,445 --> 00:15:48,281
- Mickey!
- Nice to meet you. I'll talk to you, huh? Okay.

418
00:15:49,740 --> 00:15:51,159
- Congratulations.
- Oh, you made it!

419
00:15:51,284 --> 00:15:53,703
- Oh, you look amazing.
- It's gorgeous.

420
00:15:53,828 --> 00:15:55,663
Oh, you guys are the best for making it.

421
00:15:55,788 --> 00:15:57,832
- Ah, we wouldn't have missed this.
- Oh, the big man.

422
00:15:57,957 --> 00:15:59,876
Oh, ho-ho-ho!

423
00:16:00,001 --> 00:16:01,419
- Ah! How you doing, Larry?
- Hi. Hey.

424
00:16:01,544 --> 00:16:03,421
- This must be Donna. How are you?
- Hi. Donna, yes.

425
00:16:03,546 --> 00:16:05,756
- Oh, come on. Hug it out. Hug it out.
- Hi. Oh, my God.

426
00:16:05,882 --> 00:16:07,800
- How are you? So good to see you.
- Congratulations.

427
00:16:08,134 --> 00:16:11,179
- It's so beautiful. Thanks for inviting us.
- Aw, thanks for being here.

428
00:16:11,304 --> 00:16:12,889
- How you doing? Mickey.
- Hey. Leon, man.

429
00:16:13,014 --> 00:16:14,557
Leon. You coming to the wedding?

430
00:16:14,682 --> 00:16:17,268
- Nah, I'm good.
- I'm still undecided myself.

431
00:16:20,730 --> 00:16:22,899
- Hey, where's Sasha?
- Oh, she's at the spa.

432
00:16:23,024 --> 00:16:25,318
- Ooh! Yeah.
- You guys gotta go. You'll love it.

433
00:16:25,443 --> 00:16:26,569
It's so fantastic.

434
00:16:26,986 --> 00:16:29,489
- By the way, the rooms are great.
- Really?

435
00:16:29,614 --> 00:16:31,199
- [Susie] Ooh, great.
- All the rooms are great.

436
00:16:31,324 --> 00:16:32,283
You're gonna be so happy. Yeah.

437
00:16:32,408 --> 00:16:33,659
Don't you think you're taking a risk

438
00:16:33,784 --> 00:16:35,495
inviting a divorced couple?

439
00:16:35,620 --> 00:16:37,038
[Mickey] Oh, come on.

440
00:16:37,163 --> 00:16:38,748
- I figured you guys would work it out.
- Yeah.

441
00:16:39,165 --> 00:16:41,667
You figured one of us wouldn't
come is what you figured. Right?

442
00:16:42,627 --> 00:16:44,504
- Anyway, I got a thing.
- Yeah.

443
00:16:44,629 --> 00:16:46,297
I promised Sasha
I'd get a manicure.

444
00:16:46,422 --> 00:16:47,757
- Oh, yeah.
- Ooh.

445
00:16:47,882 --> 00:16:49,425
Marriage. It's a commitment.
Okay, see ya!

446
00:16:49,884 --> 00:16:51,636
- [Leon] None of your motherfucking business.
- See you, Mick.

447
00:16:51,761 --> 00:16:53,554
- Oh, he's so cute!
- I know.

448
00:16:53,679 --> 00:16:57,183
- What you just witnessed was a whirlwind of smarm.
- [Susie] Come on.

449
00:16:57,308 --> 00:17:00,269
- What? No.
- A whirlwind of smarm, you heard me.

450
00:17:00,394 --> 00:17:03,189
Okay, I am not going to say
anything bad about Mickey.

451
00:17:03,314 --> 00:17:05,107
I'm not trying to get you to say
anything bad about Mickey.

452
00:17:05,233 --> 00:17:07,234
- It seems like you are.
- All right, maybe I am

453
00:17:07,359 --> 00:17:09,028
trying to get you to say
something bad about Mickey.

454
00:17:09,153 --> 00:17:11,280
Well, I am not going to say
anything bad about Mickey.

455
00:17:11,405 --> 00:17:13,074
All right. Don't say
anything bad about Mickey.

456
00:17:13,199 --> 00:17:14,992
Nothing bad about Mickey
coming out of me.

457
00:17:15,117 --> 00:17:17,662
- Nothing. You're just not-- All right?
- Okay. All right.

458
00:17:17,787 --> 00:17:18,996
Let's check this place out.

459
00:17:21,666 --> 00:17:23,960
How do you not have toothbrushes
at the front desk?

460
00:17:24,085 --> 00:17:26,796
There was nothing, nothing at the store.

461
00:17:26,921 --> 00:17:29,215
This is it? Are you kidding?
This is the great room?

462
00:17:29,340 --> 00:17:31,551
- What is it? Huh?
- It's not bad. It's fine.

463
00:17:31,676 --> 00:17:33,261
He said it was great.

464
00:17:33,386 --> 00:17:34,804
I don't consider this great.

465
00:17:34,929 --> 00:17:36,888
Hey, you know,
I would unpack my bag,

466
00:17:37,013 --> 00:17:38,391
but I don't have one.

467
00:17:38,766 --> 00:17:42,019
So, uh, what am I, what am I
gonna wear to this wedding?

468
00:17:42,144 --> 00:17:44,313
- Maybe Susie has an extra dress.
- Oh, yeah. Susie.

469
00:17:44,438 --> 00:17:46,482
She's hates me. She's not
gonna loan me anything.

470
00:17:46,607 --> 00:17:48,317
[Larry] Aah, she kind
of hates everybody.

471
00:17:48,442 --> 00:17:49,819
But you know what?

472
00:17:49,944 --> 00:17:52,989
I'll take care of Susie.
I know just how to handle her.

473
00:17:53,114 --> 00:17:54,574
She'll be eating out of your hand.

474
00:17:54,699 --> 00:17:56,534
- Seriously. Yeah.
- By the way.

475
00:17:56,659 --> 00:17:59,328
What'd you estimate for my
weight for that flight?

476
00:17:59,453 --> 00:18:00,746
What'd you tell the pilot, Larry?

477
00:18:00,871 --> 00:18:03,291
You know, don't tell the others

478
00:18:03,416 --> 00:18:05,792
- that I told you. Okay?
- Oh, okay.

479
00:18:06,627 --> 00:18:08,129
I said 122.

480
00:18:08,254 --> 00:18:09,213
Oh.

481
00:18:09,839 --> 00:18:12,425
- Oh, yeah. That-- That was the right number.
- Really?

482
00:18:12,550 --> 00:18:14,135
- Oh, in case you were wondering.
- Oh, was I close?

483
00:18:14,260 --> 00:18:16,345
- That was the exact right answer.
- Yeah.

484
00:18:16,470 --> 00:18:19,265
You know what? You know
what I'm thinking?

485
00:18:19,390 --> 00:18:21,767
I want to make a good
first-breath impression.

486
00:18:21,892 --> 00:18:24,020
It's fine. We're going rogue.
It's Mexico.

487
00:18:24,145 --> 00:18:26,439
Wait a second.
Somebody might have one.

488
00:18:26,564 --> 00:18:28,065
- What are you talking about?
- Yeah.

489
00:18:28,190 --> 00:18:29,984
Maybe somebody has an extra toothbrush.

490
00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:32,570
- Larry, nobody's gonna have an extra toothbrush.
- How about that?

491
00:18:32,695 --> 00:18:34,405
You never know.
It's possible.

492
00:18:34,530 --> 00:18:37,742
- Okay. I think it's nuts.
- All right. I'll be, I'll be right back.

493
00:18:48,461 --> 00:18:51,881
- Hey. Can I come in?
- Yeah, of course. Come on.

494
00:18:59,013 --> 00:19:00,348
Wow.

495
00:19:01,057 --> 00:19:03,601
- This is quite a room.
- Amazing, right?

496
00:19:03,726 --> 00:19:04,935
Mickey said they'd be great rooms.

497
00:19:05,061 --> 00:19:07,021
Yeah, great rooms.
My room's not so great.

498
00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:08,856
- What's wrong with it?
- It's a little box.

499
00:19:08,981 --> 00:19:10,858
You're hardly gonna be in it.
It's not a big deal.

500
00:19:10,983 --> 00:19:12,234
- You want to switch?
- No.

501
00:19:12,359 --> 00:19:13,903
Yeah, okay.
So Mickey's full of shit.

502
00:19:14,028 --> 00:19:17,239
- You just-- Save it, okay?
- What are you doing here?

503
00:19:17,365 --> 00:19:19,241
You don't happen to have an extra
toothbrush around, do you?

504
00:19:19,367 --> 00:19:21,994
- No, I don't. Do you?
- Why would I pack an extra toothbrush?

505
00:19:22,119 --> 00:19:25,247
- In case of emergency.
- What kind of an emergency?

506
00:19:25,373 --> 00:19:27,166
You know, like your luggage
being thrown off a plane.

507
00:19:27,291 --> 00:19:29,542
- You know, there's probably, usually, like, a sundries shop.
- No, they don't have one.

508
00:19:29,669 --> 00:19:31,504
- They don't have one. No.
- [Susie] No?

509
00:19:31,629 --> 00:19:33,005
How are things going with Donna?

510
00:19:33,130 --> 00:19:34,924
Oy, that one.

511
00:19:35,383 --> 00:19:38,177
Why the snarky attitude
toward a fellow Jew?

512
00:19:38,302 --> 00:19:39,804
She's Jewish?

513
00:19:39,929 --> 00:19:42,306
- Yeah.
- Bat mitzvahed?

514
00:19:42,431 --> 00:19:43,808
Big bat mitzvah.

515
00:19:43,933 --> 00:19:46,060
- I'm surprised.
- [Larry] So,

516
00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:47,478
neither of you have an extra toothbrush?

517
00:19:47,895 --> 00:19:51,315
- No. We told you that.
- Hmm. You sure you don't have one?

518
00:19:51,440 --> 00:19:52,983
I'm positive I don't have one.

519
00:19:53,109 --> 00:19:55,986
So then, you wouldn't mind if I...

520
00:19:56,112 --> 00:19:57,988
- took a look around?
- Get the fuck out!

521
00:19:58,114 --> 00:20:01,617
Go back to your little fucking
hovel, with your unbrushed teeth!

522
00:20:01,742 --> 00:20:03,327
Go! Now!

523
00:20:03,452 --> 00:20:05,037
Okay.

524
00:20:09,542 --> 00:20:11,335
[Leon] Drive, motherfucker!

525
00:20:11,460 --> 00:20:13,129
Fuck that red light!

526
00:20:13,254 --> 00:20:15,214
[Leon] Come in. It's open.

527
00:20:15,339 --> 00:20:17,883
Turn down the alley!
Turn down the fuckin' alley!

528
00:20:18,008 --> 00:20:19,760
Goddamn!

529
00:20:19,885 --> 00:20:22,221
How'd you get a room like this?
You're not even going to the wedding.

530
00:20:22,346 --> 00:20:24,223
I told 'em I was handicapped.

531
00:20:24,348 --> 00:20:25,766
So what do you mean?
They give you a bigger room

532
00:20:25,891 --> 00:20:27,143
just 'cause you say you're handicapped?

533
00:20:27,268 --> 00:20:29,019
- Fuck, yeah.
- They believed you?

534
00:20:29,145 --> 00:20:30,186
If they ask too many questions,

535
00:20:30,311 --> 00:20:31,772
then I throw a limp on their ass.

536
00:20:31,897 --> 00:20:32,815
They feel sorry for you.

537
00:20:32,940 --> 00:20:34,692
You've got all the tricks, don't you?

538
00:20:34,817 --> 00:20:36,068
- Let me ask you a question.
- Yeah.

539
00:20:36,193 --> 00:20:38,112
Do you think the maid is gonna charge me

540
00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:39,571
for the massage she gave me?

541
00:20:40,865 --> 00:20:42,742
You know, I don't want that shit
to show up on the fuckin' bill.

542
00:20:42,867 --> 00:20:44,410
You know what I mean?
'Cause she didn't mention it.

543
00:20:44,535 --> 00:20:46,829
- The maid gave you a massage?
- Fuck yeah, she did.

544
00:20:46,954 --> 00:20:49,999
Here's a stupid question. Do you have,
uh, an extra toothbrush, by any chance?

545
00:20:50,124 --> 00:20:53,042
- Who the fuck travels with two toothbrushes and shit?
- Yeah, okay.

546
00:20:53,169 --> 00:20:55,337
- Good luck looking for that shit.
- Okay.

547
00:20:58,590 --> 00:21:01,510
- Oh, <i>que pasa,</i> Larry?
- [Larry] What?

548
00:21:02,553 --> 00:21:04,180
[Larry] Oh, my God.

549
00:21:04,305 --> 00:21:05,973
Are you kidding?

550
00:21:06,098 --> 00:21:08,476
- Are you kidding me?
- Eh, not bad, huh?

551
00:21:08,601 --> 00:21:10,770
Not...
This is unbelievable!

552
00:21:10,895 --> 00:21:12,229
How's your room?

553
00:21:12,354 --> 00:21:14,106
- It stinks. Yes!
- No.

554
00:21:14,231 --> 00:21:16,025
- It's supposed to be great.
- It's not great.

555
00:21:16,150 --> 00:21:18,569
I said to you guys, "The rooms are
great. You're gonna love 'em."

556
00:21:18,694 --> 00:21:20,738
- Yeah, I know, I know. But my room's not great at all.
- Oh!

557
00:21:20,863 --> 00:21:23,991
- Everybody's got a better room.
- I'm gonna talk to somebody. That's bullshit.

558
00:21:24,116 --> 00:21:26,869
So, what, you just think
this is some kind of, uh,

559
00:21:26,994 --> 00:21:28,913
accident that I have a bad room?

560
00:21:29,038 --> 00:21:30,330
No. Come on, Larry.
Come on.

561
00:21:30,664 --> 00:21:32,958
- Don't get like that.
- Mickey? What's-- What's going on?

562
00:21:33,083 --> 00:21:35,544
Oh hey. Hey, Sasha.
Congratulations.

563
00:21:35,669 --> 00:21:37,129
It's late.

564
00:21:38,631 --> 00:21:40,257
She's not wrong.

565
00:21:40,382 --> 00:21:43,135
Yeah, it's--
It is late. Um...

566
00:21:43,260 --> 00:21:45,930
Do you happen to have an extra
toothbrush, by any chance?

567
00:21:46,055 --> 00:21:47,223
We do have an extra toothbrush.

568
00:21:47,348 --> 00:21:50,309
You have an extra toothbrush!
Fantastic!

569
00:21:50,434 --> 00:21:53,311
- I can't believe it. That's so great!
- I'm sorry, I misspoke.

570
00:21:53,436 --> 00:21:55,022
- It's for us.
- Wh-- Wh--

571
00:21:55,147 --> 00:21:56,357
What do you mean?
I have an emergency.

572
00:21:56,482 --> 00:21:57,817
It's an emergency.
I don't have a toothbrush.

573
00:21:57,942 --> 00:21:59,026
But that's your emergency.

574
00:21:59,151 --> 00:22:01,070
This is for... in case
we have an emergency.

575
00:22:01,195 --> 00:22:02,488
You're not gonna have an
emergency. What makes you think

576
00:22:03,071 --> 00:22:04,114
- you're gonna have a toothbrush emergency?
- Look at you.

577
00:22:05,032 --> 00:22:05,991
- You're having an emergency right now.
- Mine's a fluke.

578
00:22:06,992 --> 00:22:08,118
- It's a fluke emergency!
- This whole thing makes me nervous, Larry.

579
00:22:08,702 --> 00:22:10,746
It's a fluke emergency.
A toothbrush emergency,

580
00:22:10,871 --> 00:22:12,790
- it's one in a million!
- You're probably right.

581
00:22:12,915 --> 00:22:14,333
I won't have a toothbrush emergency.

582
00:22:14,458 --> 00:22:15,792
And you know why I know that?

583
00:22:15,917 --> 00:22:18,295
Because I have a goddamn
extra toothbrush.

584
00:22:19,338 --> 00:22:21,382
Anyway, come on, Larry.

585
00:22:22,215 --> 00:22:23,884
- Hey. There's a toothbrush--
- No, no no, no, no.

586
00:22:24,009 --> 00:22:27,137
Don't. Don't... It's not for
you. Don't even look at it.

587
00:22:32,601 --> 00:22:34,144
[Cheryl] Larry?

588
00:22:34,270 --> 00:22:37,106
- What are you doing here? Wait.
- What? What is this?

589
00:22:37,231 --> 00:22:39,733
- What are you doing?
- Oh, my--

590
00:22:40,401 --> 00:22:43,112
- It's a suite. You have a suite.
- Yeah.

591
00:22:43,237 --> 00:22:45,906
- It's unbelievable.
- You don't have a suite?

592
00:22:46,031 --> 00:22:47,532
I've got a little box.

593
00:22:47,657 --> 00:22:48,784
Everybody has a better room than me.

594
00:22:48,909 --> 00:22:50,369
- What are you doing here?
- Everybody.

595
00:22:50,494 --> 00:22:51,787
I, I, I...

596
00:22:51,912 --> 00:22:54,832
I was wondering if perhaps you had...

597
00:22:54,957 --> 00:22:56,333
an extra toothbrush?

598
00:22:56,458 --> 00:22:59,503
- Mm, I don't. Sorry.
- Aah, God.

599
00:22:59,628 --> 00:23:01,547
- Can I use yours?
- No.

600
00:23:01,672 --> 00:23:02,965
- Why?
- It's gross.

601
00:23:03,340 --> 00:23:04,800
We were married. I've used
your toothbrush before.

602
00:23:04,925 --> 00:23:08,095
- You've used mine.
- That was so long ago.

603
00:23:08,220 --> 00:23:09,930
Same mouth, the mouth is the same.

604
00:23:10,055 --> 00:23:11,307
I'd rather not.

605
00:23:11,432 --> 00:23:13,684
Look at the esteem that
I hold your mouth in.

606
00:23:13,809 --> 00:23:15,769
- It's a compliment. Yes.
- Is it?

607
00:23:15,895 --> 00:23:17,146
I wouldn't use anybody else's toothbrush

608
00:23:17,271 --> 00:23:18,981
- in the entire world. Nobody's.
- Okay.

609
00:23:19,106 --> 00:23:20,691
- Except yours.
- Please. Be fast.

610
00:23:20,816 --> 00:23:23,319
- Do it and go.
- Okay. You know, you're supposed to brush for two minutes,

611
00:23:23,444 --> 00:23:26,113
but I'm, I'm gonna shorten
it just, just for you.

612
00:23:26,238 --> 00:23:29,575
Thank you. I'll take the floss to go.

613
00:23:33,621 --> 00:23:37,082
- [Ted laughing] Oh, my God. Look at you.
- Ted!

614
00:23:39,667 --> 00:23:42,838
- I thought you weren't coming.
- I know, I know. I know.

615
00:23:42,963 --> 00:23:46,050
I told 'em I had to be here. I didn't
want you to be down here by yourself.

616
00:23:46,175 --> 00:23:49,553
- I'm sorry. I have to go to the bathroom. I'll be back.
- Oh, no wait. Wait wait.

617
00:23:49,678 --> 00:23:52,056
No, wait, wait. Ted.

618
00:23:52,556 --> 00:23:54,141
[Ted] Well...

619
00:23:55,643 --> 00:23:58,561
What are you doing? What?
Fuck. What's going on, man?

620
00:23:58,686 --> 00:24:01,273
- Noth-- Nothing's going on.
- [Cheryl] Nothing's going on.

621
00:24:01,398 --> 00:24:04,609
- Nothing's going on, okay?
- [Cheryl] This is so stupid.

622
00:24:04,734 --> 00:24:06,362
I didn't have a toothbrush.

623
00:24:06,487 --> 00:24:08,656
- Right.
- And she was kind enough to let me use her toothbrush.

624
00:24:08,781 --> 00:24:11,784
Yeah, he-- -So why didn't you take
the toothbrush back to your room?

625
00:24:11,909 --> 00:24:13,619
Why are you in my bathroom?

626
00:24:13,744 --> 00:24:15,244
- I was here--
- [Cheryl] That's my toothbrush.

627
00:24:15,371 --> 00:24:18,248
Yeah, it was her toothbrush, so
I couldn't do that. Come on.

628
00:24:18,374 --> 00:24:20,250
You gonna throw that away?

629
00:24:20,376 --> 00:24:21,542
I mean, if you don't want it,
I'll take it.

630
00:24:21,669 --> 00:24:23,462
- I mean, I'm happy to take it.
- Okay, well,

631
00:24:23,587 --> 00:24:25,047
- why don't you go?
- Do me a favor. Just go.

632
00:24:25,172 --> 00:24:27,925
I had a 48-year toothbrushing streak.

633
00:24:28,050 --> 00:24:29,510
I couldn't let it fall by the wayside.

634
00:24:29,635 --> 00:24:31,178
- Go. Please.
- [Larry] Okay. Okay.

635
00:24:31,303 --> 00:24:33,055
If Cal Ripkin was missing his spikes

636
00:24:33,180 --> 00:24:34,807
for one game, you think he
wouldn't borrow a pair of spikes,

637
00:24:35,391 --> 00:24:37,184
- to keep the streak going?
- I don't even know what you're talking about.

638
00:24:37,726 --> 00:24:39,436
- Cal Ripkin. He has the longest of the... streaks.
- Larry, please. Just go.

639
00:24:41,146 --> 00:24:43,148
He said
that I was the only one

640
00:24:43,273 --> 00:24:45,275
he felt comfortable--
Okay, Larry.

641
00:24:45,401 --> 00:24:47,611
- This is ridiculous. You gotta go.
- Yeah. Okay.

642
00:24:47,736 --> 00:24:49,989
Now this is clean, right?
Yeah. Okay.

643
00:24:50,114 --> 00:24:53,575
- What should I do with this?
- Who cares? Just put it down on the floor.

644
00:24:53,701 --> 00:24:56,829
The floor? I don't know. You know, you
make the maid bend down like that. It's--

645
00:24:56,954 --> 00:24:58,747
Sometimes they like it if
you throw it in the tub.

646
00:24:58,872 --> 00:24:59,957
Larry, it doesn't matter.

647
00:25:00,082 --> 00:25:01,500
All right. Yeah.
Throw it in the bathtub.

648
00:25:01,875 --> 00:25:03,460
- [Cheryl] Well, go.
- You know what? I'm gonna--

649
00:25:03,585 --> 00:25:04,837
- [Ted] Hey, hey, hey!
- [Cheryl] Oh, my God.

650
00:25:04,962 --> 00:25:06,296
- Get out of my bathroom.
- Yeah. I'm going.

651
00:25:06,422 --> 00:25:07,840
- Go, go, go.
- Leave it.

652
00:25:07,965 --> 00:25:10,843
[Larry] Okay. Yeah. Um...

653
00:25:10,968 --> 00:25:13,470
Y-y-you mentioned something
earlier about floss.

654
00:25:13,595 --> 00:25:14,722
- Okay.
- [Ted] Oh, God.

655
00:25:14,847 --> 00:25:16,432
I'm so sorry.

656
00:25:22,688 --> 00:25:25,816
Well? Find anything?

657
00:25:25,941 --> 00:25:28,109
I'm sorry to say...

658
00:25:28,234 --> 00:25:31,280
- I did not. The mission was not successful.
- Hmm.

659
00:25:31,405 --> 00:25:34,116
Nobody brought an extra tooth--
Why do you smell minty?

660
00:25:34,867 --> 00:25:36,869
- I'm minty?
- You brushed your teeth!

661
00:25:36,994 --> 00:25:38,162
Oh.

662
00:25:38,287 --> 00:25:39,955
I used my finger.

663
00:25:40,080 --> 00:25:42,458
Finger? You used your-- -Yeah,
Cheryl gave me some toothpaste, and...

664
00:25:42,583 --> 00:25:45,627
This does not smell
like a minty finger.

665
00:25:45,753 --> 00:25:47,755
I used Tom's.
There's no discernible odor.

666
00:25:47,880 --> 00:25:51,133
- Okay. Are you hiding a toothbrush from me?
- I'm not-- No, of cour--

667
00:25:51,258 --> 00:25:52,968
What's that?

668
00:25:53,093 --> 00:25:54,887
[Donna] Uh, it was probably here

669
00:25:55,012 --> 00:25:57,013
- when we got here.
- That stain?

670
00:26:03,186 --> 00:26:04,563
Chocolate.

671
00:26:04,688 --> 00:26:06,190
I guess.

672
00:26:06,607 --> 00:26:09,276
Well, well.

673
00:26:09,401 --> 00:26:11,653
Look what we have here.

674
00:26:11,779 --> 00:26:13,781
- Busted.
- Toblerone?

675
00:26:13,906 --> 00:26:15,324
This is not like five MandM's.

676
00:26:15,449 --> 00:26:17,076
This is like a cudgel, this thing.

677
00:26:17,201 --> 00:26:18,827
It's, it's actually very small.

678
00:26:18,952 --> 00:26:20,662
In weight, it's not really that big.

679
00:26:20,788 --> 00:26:22,289
All right. Well, you know what?
I have to call the front desk,

680
00:26:22,414 --> 00:26:24,416
- and tell them about the stain.
- No, you don't.

681
00:26:24,541 --> 00:26:25,959
Of course I do.

682
00:26:26,085 --> 00:26:28,504
Hey, this is Larry David in room 462.

683
00:26:28,629 --> 00:26:32,007
I, uh, I just wanted to
inform you that, uh, we

684
00:26:32,132 --> 00:26:36,845
inadvertently stained the couch
with some chocolate. So...

685
00:26:36,970 --> 00:26:39,181
Well, yeah.
You're very welcome.

686
00:26:39,306 --> 00:26:40,724
Okay. <i>Buenos noches.</i>

687
00:26:41,850 --> 00:26:43,811
- You did the right thing.
- I feel good.

688
00:26:43,936 --> 00:26:47,064
- I feel good.
- I'm glad.

689
00:26:47,189 --> 00:26:48,690
Well.

690
00:26:49,942 --> 00:26:52,986
Shall we proceed with
the tawdry business?

691
00:26:53,112 --> 00:26:54,863
Yes.

692
00:26:59,868 --> 00:27:01,703
- Hi. Hi, Mr. David.
- Um...

693
00:27:01,829 --> 00:27:03,747
I was wondering if you could tell
me, is there a place in town

694
00:27:03,872 --> 00:27:05,165
where I could get clothes

695
00:27:05,290 --> 00:27:06,959
for a wedding, for a man and a woman?

696
00:27:07,084 --> 00:27:08,710
Also, regular clothes, as well?

697
00:27:09,211 --> 00:27:12,381
Yes, yes, of course, sir. There is
a great little boutique store,

698
00:27:12,506 --> 00:27:14,925
uh, downtown, in the Plaza de Manuel.

699
00:27:15,050 --> 00:27:17,719
- Thanks so much.
- Oh, no, of course. And a bonus.

700
00:27:17,845 --> 00:27:19,680
They have a little carnival today.

701
00:27:19,805 --> 00:27:21,473
- That could be interesting, huh?
- Check it out.

702
00:27:21,598 --> 00:27:23,475
- Will do.
- Of course. Oh, and Mr. David?

703
00:27:23,600 --> 00:27:26,936
Housekeeping called, and they took care
of that stain no problem, for you.

704
00:27:27,061 --> 00:27:29,731
- Very good, very good. I'm glad I called. See that.
- Of course.

705
00:27:29,857 --> 00:27:32,776
It's already charged to your bill, so
you don't have to worry about it.

706
00:27:33,652 --> 00:27:35,988
What? What do you--
What'd you say?

707
00:27:36,113 --> 00:27:37,489
It's all taken care of.

708
00:27:37,614 --> 00:27:39,032
Did you say they...

709
00:27:39,157 --> 00:27:40,951
You said they put it on my bill?

710
00:27:41,076 --> 00:27:43,619
- Yes. They, uh, charged it to the room.
- What?

711
00:27:43,744 --> 00:27:46,330
- How much am I being charged?
- Uh, $250.

712
00:27:46,455 --> 00:27:48,750
Are you out of your mind?
I called you up.

713
00:27:48,876 --> 00:27:51,503
- I told you about the stain.
- Yes, sir. We thank you.

714
00:27:51,628 --> 00:27:53,046
You thank me?
How are you thanking me?

715
00:27:53,172 --> 00:27:55,215
By charging me $250?
That's not thanking.

716
00:27:55,340 --> 00:27:57,968
- No, we're fixing it for you.
- What do I care if your couch is fixed?

717
00:27:58,093 --> 00:28:00,179
Suppose I walked in the room and
saw the stain on the couch

718
00:28:00,304 --> 00:28:01,847
and called you up and said,
"There's a stain on the couch?"

719
00:28:01,972 --> 00:28:03,098
- Would you charge me?
- No.

720
00:28:03,223 --> 00:28:04,808
Don't you see what's wrong here?

721
00:28:04,933 --> 00:28:06,435
You're punishing me for being honest.

722
00:28:06,560 --> 00:28:08,770
- I didn't have to tell you.
- You shouldn't have.

723
00:28:08,896 --> 00:28:11,440
I don't give a shit about the couch.
What do you think about that?

724
00:28:11,565 --> 00:28:13,066
I don't care if you fix it or not!

725
00:28:13,442 --> 00:28:15,611
- I'm never going back to this hotel.
- Please. Come back.

726
00:28:15,736 --> 00:28:18,155
- I'm never coming back here again.
- Oh, but you're welcome to.

727
00:28:18,989 --> 00:28:21,992
- Where's that store?
- Oh it's downtown, Plaza de Manuel.

728
00:28:22,117 --> 00:28:23,493
- And the carnival?
- Same place.

729
00:28:23,619 --> 00:28:24,953
- Is it fun?
- It's fun.

730
00:28:25,078 --> 00:28:26,538
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.

731
00:28:26,663 --> 00:28:28,080
Hey. ls everything okay?

732
00:28:28,207 --> 00:28:30,834
Hey, mind your own business, Mickey.

733
00:28:32,753 --> 00:28:35,839
- I see you met my friend Larry.
- Good guy.

734
00:28:41,511 --> 00:28:43,764
Ah, <i>buenos dias.</i>

735
00:28:43,889 --> 00:28:45,766
- Oh, no.
- <i>Buenos dias.</i>

736
00:28:45,891 --> 00:28:48,435
Whoa-ho, pancakes.
Livin' it up, huh?

737
00:28:48,560 --> 00:28:52,105
- And berries? Oh, look at the raspberry. May I?
- [Cheryl] Oh.

738
00:28:52,231 --> 00:28:54,816
- Um, we're actually in the middle of, um...
- Oh.

739
00:28:54,942 --> 00:28:56,568
- ...breakfast, and--
- Yeah.

740
00:28:56,693 --> 00:28:58,028
I'm just gonna have a raspberry.

741
00:28:58,153 --> 00:28:59,529
Always a gamble.

742
00:28:59,655 --> 00:29:00,989
There's always a possibility of mold.

743
00:29:01,114 --> 00:29:02,532
You gotta really inspect 'em.

744
00:29:02,908 --> 00:29:04,409
- You need like a jeweler's loupe.
- [Cheryl] Yeah, Larry.

745
00:29:04,534 --> 00:29:06,787
- Okay.
- Put a raspberry under a jeweler's loupe.

746
00:29:06,912 --> 00:29:09,706
Check for mold. But if
they're good-- -Okay.

747
00:29:09,831 --> 00:29:11,124
They're worth it.

748
00:29:11,250 --> 00:29:13,043
I don't bite 'em.
Do you bite a raspberry?

749
00:29:13,168 --> 00:29:16,421
Sometimes it gets stuck in your
teeth. What do you do then?

750
00:29:16,546 --> 00:29:17,798
What do you do then?
Exactly.

751
00:29:17,923 --> 00:29:20,467
Go borrow somebody's toothbrush, maybe?

752
00:29:20,592 --> 00:29:22,052
[Larry] Hey.

753
00:29:22,177 --> 00:29:24,263
Will you be joining us on
the way back on the plane?

754
00:29:24,388 --> 00:29:27,849
- Yeah.
- Well, in that case, I'm gonna need your weight.

755
00:29:27,975 --> 00:29:29,977
- I'm, I'm not telling you my weight.
- [Cheryl] No.

756
00:29:30,102 --> 00:29:32,688
- You're not telling me your weight?
- No. I don't do that.

757
00:29:32,813 --> 00:29:34,064
You're disrespecting the captain?

758
00:29:34,189 --> 00:29:35,983
I am not disrespecting the captain.

759
00:29:36,108 --> 00:29:39,653
- You're disrespecting the captain.
- I'm not telling you my weight.

760
00:29:39,778 --> 00:29:41,154
I don't think you understand.

761
00:29:41,280 --> 00:29:42,322
This is not your grandmother

762
00:29:42,447 --> 00:29:44,324
giving you some
instructions or something.

763
00:29:44,449 --> 00:29:45,867
This is a captain.

764
00:29:45,993 --> 00:29:48,704
- I'm not telling you my weight.
- [Larry] Okay.

765
00:29:48,829 --> 00:29:50,831
Will you be...

766
00:29:50,956 --> 00:29:52,874
chipping in?

767
00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:56,670
I'm sure you don't want to be
considered a... <i>schnorrer.</i>

768
00:29:56,795 --> 00:29:59,131
Yeah, my understanding was
this was couples, babe.

769
00:29:59,256 --> 00:30:01,133
- Right?
- [Cheryl] Yes. I paid for us as a couple.

770
00:30:01,258 --> 00:30:03,677
- And I've already paid. Yeah.
- It's a couple thing.

771
00:30:03,802 --> 00:30:06,013
And we're a couple, Larry.

772
00:30:06,722 --> 00:30:08,056
Okay.

773
00:30:08,974 --> 00:30:11,101
- Are you gonna eat that croissant?
- Yeah.

774
00:30:11,226 --> 00:30:13,020
- [Cheryl] We are.
- [Larry] All right.

775
00:30:13,145 --> 00:30:16,148
- I'll guess your weights. Okay?
- Please. Okay. Thank you.

776
00:30:17,899 --> 00:30:19,318
[Larry] Good morning.

777
00:30:19,443 --> 00:30:20,068
- Hi, Lar.
- Hey.

778
00:30:20,193 --> 00:30:21,320
Hey.

779
00:30:21,445 --> 00:30:22,946
Don't give me any grief on this.

780
00:30:23,071 --> 00:30:25,741
Okay? I just got an email
from the captain.

781
00:30:25,866 --> 00:30:28,118
And, uh, he wants, he wants

782
00:30:28,243 --> 00:30:29,786
the weights for the flight back.

783
00:30:29,911 --> 00:30:31,121
No, you mean the pilot.

784
00:30:31,455 --> 00:30:33,832
Okay. This is neither here
nor there. We need weights.

785
00:30:33,957 --> 00:30:35,250
No, no, no.
It's here and there.

786
00:30:35,375 --> 00:30:37,127
- He's the pilot.
- [Susie] It's a moot point.

787
00:30:37,252 --> 00:30:38,503
He could be Captain fuckin' Nemo.

788
00:30:38,628 --> 00:30:39,963
You're not getting my weight.

789
00:30:40,088 --> 00:30:41,923
By the way, last night
I went to Mickey's room.

790
00:30:42,049 --> 00:30:43,675
- Yeah?
- He had an extra toothbrush.

791
00:30:43,800 --> 00:30:45,510
- He wouldn't give it to me.
- Well, he's the groom.

792
00:30:45,635 --> 00:30:47,179
I'm not gonna say anything
bad about Mickey.

793
00:30:47,304 --> 00:30:49,181
- I'll tell you that much.
- Okay, fine. Okay, fine.

794
00:30:49,306 --> 00:30:51,099
You can play your games
to try and manipulate me

795
00:30:51,224 --> 00:30:53,852
- into saying something bad.
- I'm not playing any games to manipulate you.

796
00:30:53,977 --> 00:30:55,270
I'm just telling you facts, okay?

797
00:30:55,395 --> 00:30:57,689
If you dislike Mickey so much,
why did you even come here?

798
00:30:57,814 --> 00:31:00,734
'Cause everybody's going. It was
presented to me like it would be fun.

799
00:31:00,859 --> 00:31:02,736
- We're having fun.
- It is fun.

800
00:31:02,861 --> 00:31:04,571
Yeah, I'm having fun.

801
00:31:04,696 --> 00:31:06,823
- All right.
- Donna and I are going to the carnival.

802
00:31:06,948 --> 00:31:09,284
- Yeah, we're going. It's gonna be fun.
- Yeah. Yeah.

803
00:31:09,409 --> 00:31:12,579
Oh, there, Donna. Come here,
<i>bubbeleh.</i> Come here, sit down.

804
00:31:13,705 --> 00:31:16,792
Okay. Uh, there's nothing,
nothing at the boutique.

805
00:31:16,917 --> 00:31:20,754
- T-shirts. That's it. Yeah.
- No, they have serapes there. That's not-- You know what?

806
00:31:20,879 --> 00:31:24,508
I always carry an extra dress in
case there's a dress emergency.

807
00:31:24,633 --> 00:31:26,468
It's gonna look gorgeous on you.

808
00:31:26,593 --> 00:31:30,180
It'll fit you to a T. It's
elegant, stunning.

809
00:31:30,305 --> 00:31:31,973
If it fits you, you could keep it.

810
00:31:32,099 --> 00:31:33,517
- [Donna] You're so nice.
- That is so sweet.

811
00:31:33,809 --> 00:31:35,102
- Of course. I'm generosity itself.
- I can't--

812
00:31:35,685 --> 00:31:36,895
- Oh, my God.
- Why would you do something like that?

813
00:31:37,771 --> 00:31:39,147
- That's unbelievable.
- Because she's in need, and I'm giving.

814
00:31:39,481 --> 00:31:42,234
- Excuse me for one minute.
- [Susie] No more worries.

815
00:31:42,359 --> 00:31:43,402
No more worries.

816
00:31:43,527 --> 00:31:45,028
Now, what's your last name, sweetheart?

817
00:31:45,153 --> 00:31:49,032
- Uh, Mayer.
- Oh, of course. Mayer. Yeah.

818
00:31:49,157 --> 00:31:51,993
- Hey. I need your weight for the plane.
- Nah, fuck that.

819
00:31:52,119 --> 00:31:54,329
I don't give my weight,
or my fuckin' height.

820
00:31:54,454 --> 00:31:57,207
That's called a goddamn
description of a motherfucker.

821
00:31:57,332 --> 00:31:59,334
- So it is. So it is.
- Larry,

822
00:31:59,459 --> 00:32:00,836
you gotta try this coffee.

823
00:32:00,961 --> 00:32:03,046
It's the best fuckin' coffee
I ever had in my fuckin' life.

824
00:32:03,171 --> 00:32:05,048
- What?
- Mm!

825
00:32:05,173 --> 00:32:07,008
- Get a fuckin' cup.
- Really?

826
00:32:07,134 --> 00:32:10,303
Watch what the fuck happens to
your goddamn mouth right now.

827
00:32:15,725 --> 00:32:17,436
Leon!

828
00:32:17,561 --> 00:32:19,271
Holy shit.
Leon, this is good!

829
00:32:19,396 --> 00:32:22,190
- You're fucking right it is.
- This is better than Mocha Joe's.

830
00:32:22,315 --> 00:32:24,526
Mocha Joe can't fuck
with this right here.

831
00:32:24,651 --> 00:32:27,070
- We gotta get these beans.
- You gotta get them fuckin' beans, Larry.

832
00:32:27,195 --> 00:32:30,574
- Leon. I think you did something.
- [Leon] Ha-ha!

833
00:32:30,699 --> 00:32:31,783
Hey. Of course I fuckin' did.

834
00:32:32,159 --> 00:32:33,577
- I'm gonna go find out about the beans.
- Yeah.

835
00:32:33,702 --> 00:32:36,163
You better.
Woo!

836
00:32:36,955 --> 00:32:37,581
- Enjoy.
- Thank you.

837
00:32:37,706 --> 00:32:38,623
Thanks.

838
00:32:41,877 --> 00:32:42,836
Hello, sir.

839
00:32:42,961 --> 00:32:44,504
[Larry] I've just come...

840
00:32:44,629 --> 00:32:47,132
to offer to you my most sincere...

841
00:32:47,257 --> 00:32:48,884
and humble apology.

842
00:32:49,009 --> 00:32:52,137
Yes. I caused the stain.

843
00:32:52,262 --> 00:32:53,930
I should pay for it.

844
00:32:54,055 --> 00:32:55,223
You are 100% right.

845
00:32:55,348 --> 00:32:57,476
We appreciate that you understand

846
00:32:57,601 --> 00:32:58,685
it was your fault.

847
00:32:58,810 --> 00:33:00,770
Although, let's face it.
I mean,

848
00:33:00,896 --> 00:33:03,440
you could have been sports
about it. But, you know,

849
00:33:03,565 --> 00:33:05,650
- water under the bridge. Whatever. Yeah.
- Of course, sir.

850
00:33:05,775 --> 00:33:09,196
- I just want to apologize.
- Oh. Of course.

851
00:33:10,030 --> 00:33:11,573
You know what.

852
00:33:11,698 --> 00:33:13,575
- I had a cup of coffee earlier.
- Oh, yes.

853
00:33:13,700 --> 00:33:17,871
And I gotta say, it was the most delicious
cup of coffee I've ever had in my life.

854
00:33:17,996 --> 00:33:19,748
- Thank you.
- It was fantastic.

855
00:33:19,873 --> 00:33:22,292
- I was just wondering where you get those beans.
- Oh, yes.

856
00:33:22,417 --> 00:33:24,169
They are the hotel's proprietary beans.

857
00:33:24,294 --> 00:33:27,297
They have been passed down from
generation to generation,

858
00:33:27,422 --> 00:33:31,259
and the family specifically asked
that we keep it a secret.

859
00:33:31,384 --> 00:33:34,554
- Yeah, I'll, I'll tell you why I ask.
- Mm-hmm.

860
00:33:34,679 --> 00:33:36,473
My poor sister is...

861
00:33:36,598 --> 00:33:38,975
she's quite ill. She only
has a few months to live.

862
00:33:39,100 --> 00:33:42,521
And the only pleasure in life
that she gets at all is

863
00:33:42,646 --> 00:33:45,023
from her morning coffee.
I know that...

864
00:33:45,148 --> 00:33:47,150
this would add so much to her life if...

865
00:33:47,275 --> 00:33:49,361
you could find it in your heart to...

866
00:33:49,486 --> 00:33:52,614
to give me the name of those beans.

867
00:33:52,739 --> 00:33:55,200
May I ask what's wrong with her?

868
00:33:55,325 --> 00:33:57,661
Well, she had, uh,
Bell's palsy

869
00:33:57,786 --> 00:33:59,704
and then it turned into...

870
00:33:59,829 --> 00:34:04,668
Rosenbaum's palsy, which
is quite lethal.

871
00:34:04,793 --> 00:34:06,545
- I'm not familiar with either.
- Oh.

872
00:34:06,670 --> 00:34:08,421
- Is it bad?
- Yeah, it's terrible.

873
00:34:08,547 --> 00:34:10,297
You can't move a muscle in her body.

874
00:34:10,422 --> 00:34:12,884
Ah. How can she drink the coffee?

875
00:34:13,009 --> 00:34:17,806
All she can do, really, is lift the
cup up to her lips and swallow.

876
00:34:17,931 --> 00:34:20,433
Literally that is all she can do.

877
00:34:20,559 --> 00:34:22,352
- Pretty much.
- I see.

878
00:34:22,477 --> 00:34:24,437
I would like to extend
to you and your family

879
00:34:24,563 --> 00:34:27,857
my deepest, sincerest regards for her.

880
00:34:27,983 --> 00:34:29,985
But we can't do anything
about the beans.

881
00:34:30,110 --> 00:34:32,779
You know what?
Bring her here.

882
00:34:32,904 --> 00:34:34,823
Like I just said, she can't
travel, she can't move.

883
00:34:34,948 --> 00:34:37,492
She's incapacitated. You gonna give
me the name of the beans or not?

884
00:34:37,617 --> 00:34:39,035
- I am not, sir.
- Great.

885
00:34:39,160 --> 00:34:40,495
I'm never coming back here again
for the rest of my life.

886
00:34:40,620 --> 00:34:42,163
- Got it?
- Got it.

887
00:34:42,289 --> 00:34:44,623
What's, what's the name of that
place for the clothes, again?

888
00:34:44,748 --> 00:34:46,751
- Plaza de Manuel.
- Plaza de Manuel.

889
00:34:46,876 --> 00:34:48,085
- And the carnival?
- Same place.

890
00:34:48,210 --> 00:34:49,588
- It's fun?
- It's fun.

891
00:34:49,713 --> 00:34:51,172
Never coming back here.

892
00:34:55,885 --> 00:34:58,471
[Donna] Oh, wow. This is cool.

893
00:34:58,597 --> 00:35:01,099
Yeah. It's supposed to be fun.

894
00:35:01,224 --> 00:35:04,811
I love it. I don't know
what you said to Susie.

895
00:35:04,936 --> 00:35:06,896
Whatever it was, it was magic.

896
00:35:07,022 --> 00:35:08,690
- Yeah.
- Turned all the way around.

897
00:35:08,815 --> 00:35:10,108
I know what makes her tick.

898
00:35:10,233 --> 00:35:12,152
Yes, you do, 'cause
she's my best friend.

899
00:35:12,277 --> 00:35:13,612
Hey, look at this.

900
00:35:13,737 --> 00:35:15,572
- <i>Señor,</i> guess your weight, yes?
- That's not--

901
00:35:15,697 --> 00:35:17,157
- How about that?
- Nah, that's not...

902
00:35:17,282 --> 00:35:19,034
- Yeah, we should do it.
- That's not fun.

903
00:35:19,159 --> 00:35:21,161
I think we should go play
like a carnival game.

904
00:35:21,286 --> 00:35:22,871
- Oh. You don't want to do it?
- Yeah.

905
00:35:22,996 --> 00:35:25,165
- Well, why don't you do it?
- Okay.

906
00:35:25,290 --> 00:35:26,958
- <i>Si?</i>
- Take a shot. Take a shot.

907
00:35:27,083 --> 00:35:28,877
Okay, okay. Señora,
give me a little turn.

908
00:35:29,002 --> 00:35:30,378
- A little turn?
- A little turn. A little spin.

909
00:35:30,837 --> 00:35:33,297
- Yes. That is it. That is it. Ah.
- Okay, okay. There you go.

910
00:35:33,422 --> 00:35:35,425
163 pounds, señor.

911
00:35:35,550 --> 00:35:38,053
- <i>Si?</i> Yes!
- What? Unbelievable!

912
00:35:38,178 --> 00:35:40,388
- <i>Gracias.</i> Thank you.
- Right on the head! You nailed it!

913
00:35:40,513 --> 00:35:42,223
- Thank you. <i>Gracias.</i>
- [Larry] You nailed it.

914
00:35:42,349 --> 00:35:44,768
- Very good.
- Very nice.

915
00:35:44,893 --> 00:35:45,935
[Donna] Good job.

916
00:35:50,440 --> 00:35:52,651
[Donna] Why don't we go,
um, check out some shops?

917
00:35:52,776 --> 00:35:54,152
Yeah. That's a good idea.

918
00:35:54,277 --> 00:35:55,362
I would guess the lady weighs

919
00:35:55,487 --> 00:35:57,447
155 pounds, <i>señor.</i>

920
00:35:57,572 --> 00:35:58,657
What?

921
00:35:58,782 --> 00:36:00,617
- Wait. We didn't ask you to guess mine.
- What?

922
00:36:00,742 --> 00:36:02,160
Who told you to say that out loud?

923
00:36:02,285 --> 00:36:03,620
How dare you!

924
00:36:03,745 --> 00:36:05,205
You said she weighs 155 pounds?

925
00:36:05,330 --> 00:36:06,539
- Are you sure about that?
- Yes.

926
00:36:06,665 --> 00:36:07,707
- A hundred percent positive?
- Yes!

927
00:36:07,832 --> 00:36:09,292
- 155.
- Yes.

928
00:36:09,417 --> 00:36:11,085
Why, you charlatan!
You quack!

929
00:36:11,210 --> 00:36:13,463
You have besmirched this woman's
honor. I've got a good mind

930
00:36:13,588 --> 00:36:14,839
to take this up with the
carnival commission.

931
00:36:14,964 --> 00:36:16,132
Is there a carnival commission?

932
00:36:16,257 --> 00:36:17,550
- No!
- All right.

933
00:36:17,676 --> 00:36:18,635
Then I won't take it up.

934
00:36:18,760 --> 00:36:19,803
But you'll be hearing from me again.

935
00:36:19,928 --> 00:36:21,054
- Okay.
- Let's go.

936
00:36:21,179 --> 00:36:22,222
Let's get away from--

937
00:36:22,347 --> 00:36:24,056
You know what?
I've got more to say to him.

938
00:36:24,181 --> 00:36:25,475
- No--
- Yes.

939
00:36:25,892 --> 00:36:27,185
- No, no no. Larry. You don't-- Oh God.
- Yeah.

940
00:36:27,310 --> 00:36:29,187
- Hey, what's your name?
- Ernesto.

941
00:36:29,312 --> 00:36:30,563
Ernesto, you stink!

942
00:36:30,689 --> 00:36:32,023
Thank you very much.
You did a fantastic job.

943
00:36:32,148 --> 00:36:33,358
I've got five people coming later.

944
00:36:33,483 --> 00:36:34,484
I want you to guess their weights, too.

945
00:36:34,609 --> 00:36:35,735
You hear me?

946
00:36:35,860 --> 00:36:37,987
I got a good mind to
punch you in the face!

947
00:36:38,113 --> 00:36:39,114
No!

948
00:36:51,918 --> 00:36:53,294
[Donna] Who are you looking for?

949
00:36:53,420 --> 00:36:55,797
No. No, nothing.
Uh...

950
00:36:55,922 --> 00:36:57,090
I thought you wanted to shop.

951
00:36:57,215 --> 00:36:59,884
Yeah, we'll shop. Yeah.
Soon. We'll go soon.

952
00:37:00,009 --> 00:37:01,969
Yo-yo for the <i>señorita?</i>

953
00:37:02,094 --> 00:37:02,971
- Oh, yo-yo.
- No, thank you.

954
00:37:03,096 --> 00:37:04,806
- Yo-yo?
- No, thank you.

955
00:37:04,931 --> 00:37:06,099
Ah, get yourself a yo-yo.

956
00:37:06,224 --> 00:37:07,559
- No yo-yo.
- <i>Por favor?</i>

957
00:37:07,684 --> 00:37:08,643
No.

958
00:37:12,021 --> 00:37:13,523
Huh.

959
00:37:15,859 --> 00:37:19,612
This is really cute. Jeff,
you gonna win me a prize?

960
00:37:19,738 --> 00:37:21,614
- I'll be right back.
- [Donna] Where are you going?

961
00:37:21,739 --> 00:37:23,074
Right back.

962
00:37:23,491 --> 00:37:27,120
- Ladies and gentlemen--
- Ernesto. They're here.

963
00:37:27,245 --> 00:37:28,997
- Yo, ho, ho!
- [Susie] Hi!

964
00:37:29,122 --> 00:37:31,750
[Larry] Hey, look at this.
Let's do a little dance.

965
00:37:31,875 --> 00:37:33,752
- [Susie] What are you doing?
- Come on. We'll do a little dance.

966
00:37:33,877 --> 00:37:35,670
- Get your fucking hands off of me. Get off of me!
- Huh?

967
00:37:35,795 --> 00:37:37,422
- [Jeff] What are you doing?
- Hey, take my picture?

968
00:37:37,839 --> 00:37:40,383
- [Leon] Two left feet.
- Yeah. Let's get a different background.

969
00:37:41,134 --> 00:37:42,802
Yeah, that's good.

970
00:37:42,927 --> 00:37:44,137
- How's that?
- [Jeff] Yeah.

971
00:37:44,262 --> 00:37:45,847
Terrific. Hey, Leon.

972
00:37:46,556 --> 00:37:48,933
- You see all the chicks here?
- [Leon] Oh, my God.

973
00:37:49,058 --> 00:37:51,811
- <i>Señoritas</i> everywhere. Oh.
- Yeah, yeah. Everywhere. Huh?

974
00:37:51,936 --> 00:37:55,190
- Yeah, everywhere.
- [Larry] Over there. Look at that one. Huh?

975
00:37:55,315 --> 00:37:57,525
- [Leon] Woo! Yeah.
- [Larry] Yeah.

976
00:37:57,650 --> 00:38:00,779
Cheryl. I am so sorry about last night.

977
00:38:00,904 --> 00:38:02,405
- I know. It was really awkward.
- But the thing is, you know,

978
00:38:02,530 --> 00:38:03,989
you shouldn't really put
towels on the floor.

979
00:38:04,114 --> 00:38:05,617
- I wasn't, um...
- You know?

980
00:38:05,742 --> 00:38:06,743
Putting a towel on the floor.
You're the one that--

981
00:38:06,868 --> 00:38:08,077
- Larry?
- Yeah.

982
00:38:08,495 --> 00:38:10,538
- Too much touch.
- Ted, again. I want to apologize

983
00:38:10,663 --> 00:38:12,498
about the toothbrushing last night.

984
00:38:12,623 --> 00:38:14,459
I just have a 48-year streak going.

985
00:38:14,584 --> 00:38:16,127
- I didn't wanna-
- What-- What are you doing?

986
00:38:16,252 --> 00:38:17,545
- What are we doing?
- What are you doing?

987
00:38:17,670 --> 00:38:19,380
- What?
- Strange behavior.

988
00:38:19,506 --> 00:38:21,341
Ah, you know, I had a couple of drinks.

989
00:38:21,466 --> 00:38:23,384
- [Susie] Ah.
- [Ted] All right. Why didn't you say so?

990
00:38:23,718 --> 00:38:25,386
- [Larry] I had a lot to drink.
- So what is there to do in this town, Lar?

991
00:38:25,512 --> 00:38:27,764
How the fuck do I know?
What are you asking me for?

992
00:38:27,889 --> 00:38:29,641
'Cause you're an asshole.

993
00:38:29,766 --> 00:38:31,059
What was that?

994
00:38:36,105 --> 00:38:38,942
[Larry] Come on, it doesn't...
It doesn't look that bad.

995
00:38:39,067 --> 00:38:40,360
- Oh, really?
- Yeah.

996
00:38:40,485 --> 00:38:42,152
Some kind of hydraulics in here.

997
00:38:42,277 --> 00:38:44,030
- Does she wear this all the time?
- I mean,

998
00:38:44,155 --> 00:38:47,367
given what she normally
wears, that's pretty tame.

999
00:38:47,492 --> 00:38:50,203
You are, Donna, a vision.

1000
00:38:50,328 --> 00:38:52,664
This is making me so happy,
I can't even tell you.

1001
00:38:52,789 --> 00:38:55,792
Elegant, classic, gorgeous.

1002
00:38:55,917 --> 00:38:57,252
I think she should keep it.

1003
00:38:57,377 --> 00:38:59,838
What's going on here?
Are you our man in Havana?

1004
00:38:59,963 --> 00:39:03,174
- This is all they-- This is all they had.
- Are you undercover for the--

1005
00:39:03,299 --> 00:39:04,884
- They had nothing.
- Are you undercover for the CIA?

1006
00:39:05,009 --> 00:39:06,553
- You've got a big meeting.
- I like it.

1007
00:39:06,678 --> 00:39:08,012
- A big meeting coming up.
- [Susie] I like the color.

1008
00:39:08,137 --> 00:39:09,264
I like you in color.

1009
00:39:12,141 --> 00:39:13,184
Hey. I'll be back.

1010
00:39:13,309 --> 00:39:14,768
- I give to you.
- Okay.

1011
00:39:14,893 --> 00:39:16,020
Might as well give me the
whole fuckin' bottle.

1012
00:39:16,145 --> 00:39:16,938
Walking back and forth,

1013
00:39:17,063 --> 00:39:18,147
- getting refills.
- Hey.

1014
00:39:18,273 --> 00:39:19,482
Beans.

1015
00:39:19,607 --> 00:39:21,150
Sacks of beans.

1016
00:39:21,276 --> 00:39:22,402
[Leon] Oh, shit.

1017
00:39:22,694 --> 00:39:24,571
- Come on.
- [Leon] Let's get those fuckin' beans.

1018
00:39:48,428 --> 00:39:50,138
Oh, sorry.

1019
00:39:52,681 --> 00:39:54,601
You barely made it, barely.

1020
00:39:59,856 --> 00:40:01,357
- Oh, that's pretty.
- Yeah.

1021
00:40:01,482 --> 00:40:04,652
- It's beautiful.
- Beautiful. Beautiful. It's a Bach cantata.

1022
00:40:04,777 --> 00:40:07,405
You should hear
Yo-Yo Ma's version.

1023
00:40:08,114 --> 00:40:10,617
- Yo-Yo Ma?
- Yeah.

1024
00:40:10,742 --> 00:40:11,951
- Yo-Yo.
- Yeah, Yo-Yo.

1025
00:40:12,076 --> 00:40:13,786
- He's the best.
- Oh, Yo-Yo's the best.

1026
00:40:13,911 --> 00:40:15,872
- Yeah.
- You like that word.

1027
00:40:15,997 --> 00:40:17,123
- What are you talking about?
- Yo-yo.

1028
00:40:17,248 --> 00:40:18,458
- That's crazy.
- Yo-yo.

1029
00:40:18,583 --> 00:40:20,209
- What?
- Just admit it.

1030
00:40:20,335 --> 00:40:22,128
You think I'm yo-ing up.

1031
00:40:22,253 --> 00:40:25,757
Listen, I don't know if you're yo-ing
up or yo-ing down, but you're...

1032
00:40:25,882 --> 00:40:28,009
you're definitely yo-ing.

1033
00:40:38,728 --> 00:40:40,563
Hey, Larry.

1034
00:40:41,814 --> 00:40:44,567
Guess what I found under Cheryl's bed?

1035
00:40:46,319 --> 00:40:47,820
You son of a bitch.

1036
00:40:47,946 --> 00:40:49,572
You've been sleeping with Cheryl.

1037
00:40:49,697 --> 00:40:51,032
- No.
- Oh, God.

1038
00:40:51,157 --> 00:40:52,408
- No.
- Bullshit.

1039
00:40:57,538 --> 00:40:59,290
You've been doing it for a
while, too. Haven't you?

1040
00:40:59,415 --> 00:41:00,708
That's why you were in
our room last night

1041
00:41:00,833 --> 00:41:02,460
- pretending to brush your teeth.
- No.

1042
00:41:02,585 --> 00:41:04,003
- [Donna] Brush your teeth?
- What?

1043
00:41:04,128 --> 00:41:05,046
You said you brushed with your finger.

1044
00:41:05,171 --> 00:41:06,547
- [Larry] I been-- What?
- Guys!

1045
00:41:06,672 --> 00:41:07,799
You bring me all the way down here,

1046
00:41:07,924 --> 00:41:09,175
you're sleeping with your ex-wife?

1047
00:41:09,300 --> 00:41:10,843
No, not last night.

1048
00:41:10,969 --> 00:41:12,178
- Earlier.
- [Ted] Earlier?

1049
00:41:12,303 --> 00:41:14,055
- [Donna] What?
- So it's true?

1050
00:41:14,180 --> 00:41:16,891
- Eh.
- Aw, you son of a bitch.

1051
00:41:17,016 --> 00:41:18,226
- You know something?
- [Sasha] Oh, God!

1052
00:41:18,351 --> 00:41:20,143
Aah! Larry!

1053
00:41:22,689 --> 00:41:25,440
- [Sasha] You fuck!
- What the fuck are you doing? Cut it out!

1054
00:41:25,565 --> 00:41:28,111
{\an8}[Mickey] Holy shit!

1055
00:41:28,236 --> 00:41:30,697
{\an8}What the fuck, Larry?

1056
00:41:30,822 --> 00:41:32,824
Sasha. Oh, my God.

1057
00:41:32,949 --> 00:41:33,992
Are you all right?

1058
00:41:34,117 --> 00:41:35,368
I mean, seriously!

1059
00:41:35,493 --> 00:41:37,411
What the fuck is your problem?

1060
00:41:37,536 --> 00:41:40,039
This is why you don't invite divorced
couples to a wedding, Mickey.

1061
00:41:40,164 --> 00:41:41,748
Larry, nobody likes you.

1062
00:41:41,873 --> 00:41:43,167
Jeff, back me up.

1063
00:41:43,292 --> 00:41:46,921
Uh, you're not gonna get me to
say anything bad about Larry.

1064
00:41:47,046 --> 00:41:49,632
Oh, kiss my ass.
You can fuck off, too, Jeff.

1065
00:41:50,466 --> 00:41:52,010
Fuck you, Mickey!

1066
00:41:52,135 --> 00:41:54,804
Cocksucker.
Go fuck yourself!

1067
00:41:56,472 --> 00:41:59,225
- Anybody gonna help me up?
- [Cheryl] Oh, God.

1068
00:42:01,978 --> 00:42:04,689
Uh, you got your passport?

1069
00:42:05,273 --> 00:42:07,275
[Susie] Hey, Lar, where's Leon?

1070
00:42:07,400 --> 00:42:10,695
Oh, he stayed back, uh, with
Mickey. He's gonna play golf with him.

1071
00:42:11,154 --> 00:42:14,657
Mickey.
What a fucking asshole.

1072
00:42:14,782 --> 00:42:15,825
Yeah, right.

1073
00:42:15,950 --> 00:42:17,368
This is gonna be some ride home.

1074
00:42:17,493 --> 00:42:19,120
- [Cheryl] Oh, God.
- Everybody hold up.

1075
00:42:19,245 --> 00:42:21,414
I'm gonna need your weights
before you guys can get on.

1076
00:42:21,539 --> 00:42:23,123
- [Susie] No fucking way you're getting my weight.
- [Cheryl] You're not doing this.

1077
00:42:23,248 --> 00:42:24,792
You're not getting in my weight.

1078
00:42:24,917 --> 00:42:26,335
I need the weight before we can leave.

1079
00:42:26,460 --> 00:42:27,837
- That's not happening. Sorry.
- Okay. Forget it.

1080
00:42:27,962 --> 00:42:31,049
No, I'm afraid it is happening.

1081
00:42:31,174 --> 00:42:32,467
I have the weights!

1082
00:42:32,592 --> 00:42:34,093
[Jeff and Susie] How do
you have the weights?

1083
00:42:34,218 --> 00:42:35,594
Because the carnival barker,

1084
00:42:35,719 --> 00:42:36,971
the best weight-guesser

1085
00:42:37,096 --> 00:42:38,931
in all of Mexico

1086
00:42:39,056 --> 00:42:40,391
- gave me this. He's the best.
- What?

1087
00:42:40,516 --> 00:42:42,935
- There you are.
- [Jeff] What? How'd you do that?

1088
00:42:43,061 --> 00:42:45,688
- Is that accurate?
- Oh, it's accurate.

1089
00:42:45,813 --> 00:42:46,898
Okay.

1090
00:42:47,482 --> 00:42:49,400
Is that why he was spinning
us around like you were--

1091
00:42:49,525 --> 00:42:50,860
- [Larry] Yes.
- Oh, brother.

1092
00:42:50,985 --> 00:42:52,862
That's diabolical, Lar.

1093
00:42:52,987 --> 00:42:54,113
I must say, uh,

1094
00:42:54,238 --> 00:42:56,032
there were a couple of
surprises in there.

1095
00:42:56,157 --> 00:42:57,909
- I'm not gonna say--
- Okay.

1096
00:42:58,034 --> 00:42:59,535
If you would just--
We want the paper back.

1097
00:42:59,994 --> 00:43:01,661
- What are you gonna do with that information?
- Don't worry.

1098
00:43:01,788 --> 00:43:02,872
- I'm the soul of discretion.
- Unbelievable.

1099
00:43:02,997 --> 00:43:04,832
I'm not gonna say a word to anybody.

1100
00:43:04,957 --> 00:43:07,043
- I'm not gonna tell--
- You're still too heavy.

1101
00:43:07,168 --> 00:43:10,379
No, it's not the
passengers. It's the cargo.

1102
00:43:10,505 --> 00:43:13,716
- Our suitcases?
- No, no, no. Not the suitcases. The, uh...

1103
00:43:13,841 --> 00:43:16,928
bags of beans. They're
all gonna have to go.

1104
00:43:17,053 --> 00:43:18,930
- [Jeff] Bags of beans?
- [Cheryl] What does that even mean?

1105
00:43:19,055 --> 00:43:22,058
- Who brought bags of beans?
- You brought bags of beans?